Idiot thinks attaching himself to fireworks is a good idea

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We, as Americans, enjoy unprecedented freedoms. It's what makes us the greatest nation in the world. But sometimes we take those freedoms a little too far. Especially when it comes to fireworks. There's a reason there isn't a law prohibiting you from filling an aluminum can with fireworks, attaching it to your belt and setting it off so that it looks like you have the most powerful genitals in the universe. That's where common sense should kick in. But common sense took the day off when this guy had the bright idea to do exactly that. And it's one thing to do your stupid human trick, but seriously, next time don't let your dog try to eat the fireworks as they explode. Come on.