Does sending unsolicited packages featuring wire-wrapped digital clocks with unsigned messages that say "Your time is running out" seem like a good idea to you? No? Then you don't work for Convar Deutchland, a German data security company that thought mailing out 40 hard drives glued to alarm clocks would attract new customers. Instead, according to The Local, they attracted bomb squads in Bonn, Berlin and Frankfurt and caused a number of buildings to be evacuated. "At absolutely no point did we mean to threaten or injure anyone," the company said in a statement. We're gonna guess that their next promo will involve something like quietly tucking fliers under windshield wipers.