Impatient driver cuts in line, blows up gas station

A Miami woman's Chevron rage sent a gas station up in flames on Tuesday afternoon. While waiting in line to fill up, an unidentified but aggressively impatient driver attempted to cut ahead of a Hummer but lost control and crashed into the pumps, turning the station into a Michael Bay-worthy ball of fire. CBS4 reports that, amazingly, there were no injuries and, just as amazingly, no charges have been filed yet. Gizmodo wrote that "it is very hard to make the driver of a yellow Hummer look like the sensible one in a confrontation," but we agree that the owner of that now-incinerated SUV seems to have succeeded.