Indie musician unveils baffling new line of vagina rings

Put these rings on, uh, it? Indie musician Grimes (whose real name is Claire Boucher) is a rising star. The Canadian chanteuse's latest album, "Visions," has been feted with critical praise since its release in February, and the video for her song "Oblivion" has been a viral sensation. Now, Boucher has added jeweler to her resume, teaming with sculptor Morgan Black for a line of "P*ssy Rings." Yes, they are exactly what they sound like: Vulva-shaped rings. That you wear. On your fingers. In public. And they come in three colors, including, ahem, pink. Beyond that, there's nothing else to say until you try to explain to your friends at the bar why you're wearing one.