Monkey allegedly shot to space & retrieved by Iran (© AY-Collection/SIPA/Rex Features; AP)

Iran's space monkey changed its hair while in orbit

2/2/2013

Not only has Iran developed the technology to launch a monkey into space, the country's scientists and engineers have apparently also developed the ability to remove a mole from that monkey and change its hair color while in orbit. Quite the accomplishment! Eagle-eyed observers (aka, normal people with eyes) who saw the monkey presented at a post-mission press conference noted that the animal paraded around was bereft of a mole and some light-colored hair that had been seen in pre-launch pictures. These developments have led the world to believe Iran has developed intergalactic dermatology offices … or that the original monkey died in space, or even that the launch never happened. It's probably that last one. [Source]

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