Irate son pens ultimatum to mom over 'hellish' alarm clock4/23/2012
In a hilariously demented letter to his mother about a "nefarious and damnable" alarm clock, a ticked-off son who's clearly out of patience expresses rage over the clock's "hellish cries" that continue to wake him. He writes ominously, "If this piece of s**t goes off one more time and you're not here I'm going to make it my bitch." He adds, "I will f**k this douche-incarnate sleep molester up so bad the recycling guys won't be able to turn it into packing peanuts." The clock-complaining son, though, does offer to purchase a replacement and relents at the end of the threatening missive by praising Mom for her fantastic banana bread. He also mercifully signs it, "Love, your oldest son."
Have you ever made a similar threat to destroy an appliance?