Shave that Movember stache with bacon-scented shaving cream

Guys, we want to applaud you and your impressive, very manly Movember moustaches. After almost a month, they're looking full and not at all pervy or like the star of a '70s porno. But with December right around the corner, it will soon be time to shave that nose neighbor, and nothing could be better for that than this new bacon-scented shaving cream. But act fast: Creators J&D Foods only made enough for 2,500 jars of their "pork-scented lather of the gods" and it goes on sale today, Nov. 28. Now the only thing more repulsive (or enticing) to your significant other will be your face odor. [Source]

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