Jacko doc Murray says his jail kinda sucks, wants transfer

Somebody call the whaaaaambulance, because Dr. Conrad Murray says he's not being treated well in jail. Murray, who was convicted of involuntary manslaughter for his role in Michael Jackson's death, has asked to be transferred out of the Los Angeles County Jail and into an unspecified prison where he "believes he'll get better care." TMZ reports that Murray believes his health is failing and worries he has developed a brain tumor. "I may not make it out of here alive," Murray told his attorney. "I'm in here dying." One commenter might've hit upon a temporary solution for him: "He needs some Propofol IV to help him sleep!"