Idiot dad faces jail after reportedly dousing school with 'Liquid Ass'

A Michigan dad faces jail time after a silent-but-deadly prank. Jason Festerman's son stole his bottle of Liquid Ass — a spray that smells like "foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo," according to the product's website — brought it to school and spritzed it. The boy was suspended for the day, so his dad allegedly retaliated by filling the school hall with its not-so-fresh scent. The police were called, and the older Festerman was charged with disorderly conduct, which could mean 90 days in jail. The Festermans don't understand why school administrators weren't cackling through their dry heaves. "We've gone to Kmart. We've done it at, like, Dollar General," he said. "Everyone laughed." [Source]

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