Funny bakery sign informs rude patrons of its '99 problems' policy

Hate those annoying customers standing in line yakking about their relationship problems or their stupid poodles while you're just trying to get a muffin? Apparently, so does this funny bakery which decided to take the Jay-Z approach (aka not giving a crap) to life's snags. Spoofing the rapper's hit "99 Problems," the placard gently reminds patrons that if they choose to talk rudely on their phones while people are placing orders, their orders will simply be ignored. Now they just need some of those clever receipts. [Source]

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