Jerk dresses up as robber to spook girlfriend

​Men are just the worst. One thoughtful asshole who got off work early surprised his girlfriend by sneaking into her apartment, dressing up as a robber and pretending to be in the midst of robbing the place. How romantic! He says it's only one of her biggest fears, so why not have some fun with it, right?! Donning a trench coat and a ski mask, the man waits until his girlfriend arrives and then emerges from the bedroom carrying armfuls of her stuff. As one would expect with this being a deeply ingrained fear, she and her friends lose it and are driven to tears. He claims she ultimately forgave him, but seriously, lady, we suggest you keep your options open.