Dog poop expert says all poop signs point to a Romney win

That's it: We now know who will win the presidential election. This thanks to Jim Coniglione, a professional dog-poop scooper and owner of Scoopy Doo. According to Coniglione's very unscientific results, he believes Romney is a lock because the majority of dog poo he's been picking up resembles the Republican candidate. This isn't necessarily because of any political leanings — Coniglione says the Romney-esque turds are a result of the bad economy and people giving their dogs cheaper dog food. He notes that back in 2008, people were still shelling out for better food, and as a result, the majority of loads looked like Obama rather than John McCain. You can't make this stuff up; only dogs can. [Source]

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