Jodie Foster charmingly baffles nation with strange acceptance speech

If your head is swirling right now, you might be suffering from Jodie Foster Acceptance Speech Confusion. Jodie Foster gave a lifetime achievement-type acceptance speech that began with her pretending to eat a plate of toy hamsters, and from there it got weird. There was a Honey Boo Boo impression, the word "privacy" shouted angrily, and a thank you to alleged wife-abuser Mel Gibson for "saving" her. Foster also faked a coming out speech and then announced she was single, and wrapped up by looking dead into camera and saying "I love you" three times. (We think she was talking to her mom.) So if you feel faint, you’re probably OK — you’re just trying to figure out what Jodie Foster was talking about. Our advice: Don’t.

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