Join us in mourning the death of Octomom's stripper career6/6/2012
Octomom is halting her burgeoning career as a stripper before it's even begun. Nadya Suleman has canceled plans to perform topless at a Florida strip joint after club employees discussed her upcoming gig with a local news station, TMZ reports. "She's got a lot of mouths to feed so it was only a matter of time," the club's bartender told CBS 12, adding, "She must be a little crazy -- normal people don't have that many children -- but we're all curious." Suleman is also reportedly ticked at the club manager's suggestion that she might drop trou, too: "Maybe after a couple of shows, she gets comfortable and we get to see more." That dream: now (mercifully) dead.
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