Kanye fires driver for late meal in boring non-Twitter tantrum

Imma let you finish your shift, but where's my fish and chips? Kanye West kicked off his fashion career in London by delivering a pink slip to a driver who arrived late with his lunch, according to The Mirror. The driver persevered through London's "horrendous traffic" but promptly got sacked when he returned two hours later to a "pissed-off...really hungry" Kanye. This isn't the first time West has displayed diva antics: He recently added a contract rider that forbids anyone working with him from wearing polyester. At least the usually tweet-prolific performer didn't can the guy on his Twitter feed, which has been disappointingly silent since Feb. 5's nonpromotional tweet of "Pardon me... do you have any crepe chiffon?"