The ASICS World Series of Beach Volleyball in Long Beach kicks off on Monday, and to promote the event, we have this video, humbly titled "The Craziest Beach Volleyball Game Ever." What's involved? A somewhat volleyball-shaped competitor (played by Christian Busath, who weirdly, enough we saw in a parkour-zombie viral video last week); two Amazons on the other side of the net; a welcome appearance from "office linebacker" Terry Tate; and three-time Olympic gold medalist Kerri Walsh Jennings. Volleyball wackiness ensues. If anything's been left out of the mix, we definitely can't think of it.