Kim Jong-un has so far taken his wife to a Mickey Mouse concert, a mausoleum, a kindergarten, and an amusement park. What a honeymoon
Kim Jong Un got married. Apparently his proposal was "Join me and together we can rule North Korea as husband and wife."
The marriage of Kim Jong Un moves Kissinger's observation on power as aphrodisiac from the realm of aphorism to scientific fact.
Sorry, ladies, your favorite N. Korean dictator is off the market
7/25/2012Guess it’s not his sister. North Korean state TV has released a brief report that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un married “mystery woman” Ri Sol Ju at an undisclosed place at an undisclosed time. We imagine the vows went something like “I, Jong-un, take you, [mystery woman], to be my lawfully brainwashed hostage.” Well-wishers have taken to Twitter, posting their own speculations about the marriage. Tweep @WoodardWrites guesses, “Included in Kim Jong Un wedding RSVP: "Please check one: Chicken ______ Beef _______ Nothing (and blessedly happy to get it) _______"
We sincerely hope, for the sake of this sacred union, Kim can easily transition from dictator mode into husband mode: Being called “comrade” during relations isn’t exactly a turn-on. [Source]
Would you want to be a dictator's spouse?
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