Kim Kardashian doesn't know what the word 'virgin' means

Khloe, Kourtney, could you please explain to your sis Kim what a "virgin" is? (If necessary, ask an adult to read the definition to you first.) During Monday night's episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," the middle Kardashian sister compared herself to -- and you're going to want to sit down for this -- the Virgin Mary. "I think if I'm 40 and I don't have any kids and I'm not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated," she said. "I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby." Right, Kim, because New Testament-era Bethlehem was totally known for its fertility clinics.If you hear anything dumber today, please let us know.