Kim K's ex knocks up girl, shows world he's an idiot

Belated note to Kris Humphries: Kris, if you are planning to tell divorce lawyers you are "devastated" by your breakup with Kim Kardashian and have "suffered emotionally," do not then immediately go out and start getting girls pregnant. Unfortunately, the basketball star obviously didn't read the memo because his former rebound girl Myla Sinanaj announced today she is three months preggo and Humphries is definitely the father. (She extended him the courtesy of telling him via TMZ, Celebrity Dirty Laundry, et al.)The announcement may screw up Humphries' divorce and, naturally, the Twittersphere has exploded with glee.