Kooky Swedish file-sharing church holds first wedding

Ask any Kopimist, and they'll tell you a marriage is between a man, a woman, and a box set of "Friends" downloaded off Pirate Bay. The Sweden-based church, which recognizes peer-to-peer sharing as a sacred act of expression of love and goodwill to all, sanctioned its first marriage last weekend. An Italian man and his Romanian bride tied the knot at a Belgrade Share conference and doubtless followed up the ceremony by sharing torrents (of their DNA).