Calif. law says Kimye's baby was fathered by Kris Humphries

That sound you hear is hubris and schadenfreude sharing a laugh, while the California legal code smirks in the background. At the intersection of real famous people and manufactured wannabe ones you’ll find overpaid, underperforming NBA player Kris Humphries, and Kim Kardashian, the standard for post-modern pseudo-celebrity. As you recall, they were once married. Well, technically, they still are — their divorce is not yet final. Which means that under the Golden State’s Family Code, that bun in Kardashian’s oven is presumed by the great state of California to have been placed there by Humphries — since he is legally still her spouse — not actual baby daddy Kanye West. [Source]

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