Lactation-happy trespasser breaks into house, nurses baby4/10/2012
Police in Brookings, S.D., busted a woman for busting out a boob to nurse another woman's 2-month-old baby. The infant's mom awoke at about 5 a.m. Sunday and discovered the break-in breastfeeder in her bedroom trying to feed the baby using her own (ahem) "equipment." The mother reclaimed her child and called the cops, while the 24-year-old stranger kicked back on the bed until the police came to haul her off on unlawful occupancy charges. Police say alcohol played a role in the incident - meaning the culprit probably had to nurse one heck of a hangover from her jail cell.
Why would someone try to nurse a stranger's baby?