Learn the universal response to all of life's questions

As we predicted, it took about 20 minutes for T-shirts to hit the market commemorating Bryce Harper's "That's a clown question, bro," retort to a reporter. Next came a beer, of course — never mind that the hotshot Nationals rookie isn't old enough to drink it legally, and is a Mormon to boot. Now there's a terrific megamix of some of life's most famous questions, from "What's up, doc?" to "Who's on first?" being answered by the five words we just can't get enough of. Is this the end of the Bryce Harper meme, or just the beginning? We know — that's a clown question, bro.