Lines, sweat, stink: Clinton charity bash 'worst party ever'

According to some hapless attendees of former president Bill Clinton's recent fundraiser in London, lining up for hours to get in was the best bit. Angry arrivals who had paid between $200 and $1,500 for tickets were made to wait while A-listers such as Gwyneth Paltrow and Will.I.Am were quickly ushered inside. Those who persevered were met with a powerful stench and sweat dripping off the walls. The room used for Clinton's speech was overcrowded, with many missing his address altogether. Those that did squeeze in said he was inaudible and spoke for just two minutes. The party was thrown to raise money for Bill and his daughter Chelsea's pet project, Clinton Foundation Millennium Network, but the evening failed to inspire anyone to dig deep. "It was a disgrace. How could they have got it so wrong?" said one guest.