Lonely Sasquatch strikes out in hunt for sunscreen buddy

It's a theory that didn't really need testing: People don't want to touch a strange man's ridiculously hairy back. ​All the same, a prankster with a glued-on back pelt asks strangers at a water park to rub sunscreen on him, and faces rejection after rejection. He's on the verge of success with a towel around his shoulders, but once he pulls the curtain on the hair show, it's all over. Some are kinder than others. One woman tries to convince him his furry coat is nature's sunscreen. Another man blurts out, "Oh my goodness! I can't do that!" Poor hairy thing. He probably gets that a lot.