Man accused of performing oral sex on a female horse5/2/2012
The world is full of horse lovers, but a Pennsylvania man has brought a particularly alarming meaning to the concept. Jeremy Johnson, 20, was charged with burglary early Wednesday after he allegedly broke into a barn and (hang onto your saddles!) performed oral sex on a female horse. Will you ever get that image out of your head now? Neigh, probably not. It's unclear from reports what the man's relationship was to the horse at whose bit he was champing. Perhaps he had honorable intentions and planned to ask her to mare-y him? Regardless, the horse is getting the protection a victim deserves: Local news station WHPTV notes, "The name of the horse is being withheld."
What punishment would fit this alleged crime?