Man driving homemade monster truck crushes Toyota2/28/2012
A disclaimer on the Redneck Yacht Club website says "Minors, please come prepared!" but this probably isn't what the ATV and off-roading park meant. Early Saturday morning, a 16-year-old girl came back from "mudding" to discover that her car had been crushed by a man driving a homemade monster truck, a camouflage-painted van mounted on five-foot-tall wheels. According to the Herald-Tribune, a crowd encouraged the driver, Norman Lee Nowling, to smash the girl's Toyota Corolla, shouting "The owner doesn't care!" The girl DID care and called the police. Nowling was arrested on a charge of felony criminal mischief. Jeff Foxworthy couldn't be reached for comment.
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