Man in cow suit crawls out of Wal-Mart with gallons of milk

Attention Wal-Mart shoppers: There's a man dressed in a cow suit -- and he's stealing milk! Unbelievably, this baffling spectacle, which sounds like a bad comedy gag, actually took place last week at a Wal-Mart in Garrison, Va., when an 18-year-old clad in full cow regalia allegedly swiped 26 gallons of milk. Here's the best part: To make his unforgettable exit, the guy got down on all fours, apparently trying to pass for an actual cow. Utterly stupefied witnesses told sheriff deputies that the cow-man was passing out the pilfered milk to customers outside the store. The suspect was later nabbed at a nearby McDonalds, and a cow costume was found in his car.