Man says Jesus in his shower mold keeps him out of prison

Rotting bananas, Walmart receipts, water stains, ultrasounds — Jesus picks strange places to show up. His latest appearance is no exception in Splendora, Texas, where he has revealed his sacred mug in the mold on a bathroom wall. It is unclear why Jesus chose a colony of microbes for his portal to the earthly world, but tenant Chyanna Richard says she believes her house is blessed. Another man in the home, who was in prison when the mold began growing, said the holy vision has given him inspiration to stay out of trouble and avoid returning to jail.