Man sporting crotch monkey busted by airport security9/10/2012
Excuse me, sir, is that a monkey in your pants or are you just incredibly animated in the pelvic region? A man who must literally and figuratively have balls of steel tried to smuggle a small monkey onto a plane by stuffing it into his underwear. The crotch-capade came to an end when he and a suspected accomplice were arrested by airport customs officials in New Delhi. The unlucky undies passenger was a loris, a small primate native to India and Southeast Asia. Fortunately, the little critter has been freed from his penile prison. [Source]
What's the weirdest thing you've seen someone bring on a plane?