Man stopped by the TSA was packing some serious heat

The conscientious TSA agent who stopped a traveler at San Francisco International Airport after noticing an alarmingly large bulge in his pants was probably suspicious of a concealed dangerous weapon. Turns out there were no firearms to be found, but this guy was packing heat in another sense. The man, Jonah Falcon, is known for having the world’s largest recorded penis, measuring a whopping 9 inches flaccid and 13.5 when erect. Once Falcon was examined and patted down, he was allowed to continue his travels. "I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on,” Falcon told The Huffington Post. “That way, they'll know.” Talk about an oversized carry-on. [Source]