Man tricks Wal-Mart shopper into letting him suck her toes

We've never gotten so turned-on at Wal-Mart that we propositioned another shopper. Even if we did, we'd never use Joey Leaphart's pick-up line. The Georgia man told an 18-year-old girl that he was with "America's Funniest Home Videos" and that if she let him take pictures of her bare feet, her purchases would be free. She fell for it, at least until he took her behind a clothing rack and started sucking her toe. She screamed; he ran from the store, shouting it "tasted so good." Cops say he won't face criminal charges because the contact was consensual. That, or sucking someone's toes inside a Wal-Mart is punishment in itself. [Source]