Obviously the Illuminati run our lives, but what they really love is choreographing and costuming the Super Bowl halftime show. Or so says activist Mark Dice in his analysis of Madonna’s 2012 halftime performance. (They also love mixing the mash-ups for “Glee” and inventing new KFC menu items, apparently.) Yes, the brethren have a flair for pageantry, highlighted in what we now understand was a sinister, nationally-televised occult ritual. (Madonna dressed as a throned priestess leading a squadron of robed figures? It all makes sense now.) But will Beyonce celebrate the enslavement of the American people by the sport of football, created by Walter Camp to keep the masses entertained and uninvolved in government? Guess we’ll see at halftime.
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