Shop owner masters the art of baiting the public

Let's be real: Michael DeClue is fishing for attention, and he's caught his limit. Equipped with the adolescent lineup of a crude sense of humor and a fascination with creepy crawlies, the Virginia man had no trouble finding his business niche with — ready? — the Orange County Master Bait Shop. A lowbrow double entendre? DeClue feigns innocence, claiming his expertise in such things as making his own chicken gizzards qualifies him as a master, uh, baitsman. He also insists dirty is in the mind of the beholder, and alleges that his shop has been the target of vandalism. And, we presume, a few prank calls from Bart Simpson. [Source]