Does the Baptist preacher wear cowboy boots to Sunday services? Do the locals say "cold beer" as one word? Then you're in Texas, friend. No other place stirs up reactions like you-have-to-be-kidding and what's-wrong-with-that in equal measure, as in the recent debate on Reddit over the "Not A Gay Bar" sign posted outside a joint in Houston. And yet, is that crazier than than Mable Peabody's Beauty Parlor and Chainsaw Repair in Denton having to add "Night Club" to its sign because, well, that's what it is? Wash down a deep-fried sugar cube with a Dr Pepper and join us for a tour the many strange sights of the Lone Star State. If you're from Texas, you'll feel right at home looking at these photos.