It's not exactly a master class in criminal enterprise. Melissa Akers, a 31-year-old woman from Centralia, Wash., has been arrested after she passed off table salt as crystal meth -- and then called 911 to say that two irate customers were trying to break into her home. When cops arrived, they instead allegedly found Akers smoking pot with three teenagers and hauled her into jail on charges of delivery of marijuana to minors. "It’s hard to put into words the level of intelligence that goes along with this," said one Centralia police officer. "No brains at all.” [Source]
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