Mere Red Bull can is no match for this girl's shoulder blades

Red Bull energy drink promises to give you wings, but not by literally tucking it between your shoulder blades and giving your back muscles a big pump, ladies. This is definitely a more ladylike move than crushing a beer can on your forehead, and we've always said a backless top looks the most sophisticated and elegant when you're crushing trash with your shoulder blades. (Does that hurt? They look sort of pink afterward.) But still: If this is the effect the energizing taurine-filled soft drink has on you, then maybe it's working a little too well. Cool party trick though!