Merlin's magic is that his purr is as loud as a lion's roar

Here, listen to Merlin, the world's loudest purring cat. Merlin. MERLIN! THE WORLD'S NOISIEST CAT! Right. Check out his purr. NOT HIS FUR, HIS PURR! PURR! It's been measured at 100 decibels. NO, SOMETHING DOESN'T SMELL! A HUNDRED DECIBELS! DE-CI-BELS! Yes. You know what else is that loud? Would you believe a chain saw? NO, NOBODY WANTS YOU TO BUY A BRAIN STRAW! THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A BRAIN STRAW! Anyway, Merlin's purr is as noisy as the roar of a lion. Huh? WAR OF ALLIANCE? WHAT'S THE WAR OF ALLIANCE? Hey, do you have something for a headache? Headache. HEADACHE!

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