Meth lab explodes in man's pants during scuffle with cops

"What seems to be the problem, officer?" is just not going to cover it when the meth you're cooking in your pants explodes in front of a highway patrolman. Apparently a trooper from the Oklahoma Highway Patrol pulled a man over for a traffic stop and asked him about a "weird chemical smell." The man responded by turning tail and trying to flee. The trooper tried to detain him and in the ensuing scuffle, the "one-pot lab," a portable meth-making device, aka probably a drink bottle filled with unstable chemicals, completely exploded inside his pants and got all over his body (though he wasn't seriously injured). Meth! It basically makes you stupid.