Michael J. Fox valiantly protects son from serial dater Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift's serial-dater rep precedes her. Michael J. Fox says he’d disapprove of a match between Swift and his 23-year-old son, Sam, after Tina Fey warned Swift at the Golden Globes to "stay away" from the younger Fox. "Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career," Michael J. told Vulture. He said that if Sam showed up with Swift, he "wouldn't even know who she was," though he’d probably figure it out when he heard the breakup song: "'Sam, You Piece of Shit.' Oh … that was the girl you brought home!" Bradley Cooper also reportedly declined a Swift advance. She may never, ever get together with anyone. [Source]

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