Presidential candidates of both parties spout a lot of ill-considered nonsense when they're on the campaign trail. But worry no more if you've ever struggled to work out what Mitt Romney is saying. The presumptive Republican nominee is again the target of Bad Lip Reading, a YouTube channel that takes videos of newsmakers and dubs over their words with laugh-out-loud (and worryingly plausible) drivel. "Marijuana is great — call the whippet badger," Romney declares in this video. "Every soda cannot be free, but I'll chop a squid and mash a pickle and watch you drink it." Now those are policies everyone can get behind!