Mitt's new VP app will announce the nominee the minute it happens

Afraid you're going to miss the exact moment Mitt Romney announces his running mate? Don't worry, there's an app for that. The Romney campaign today announced the release of its VP app, a tool that will act as the "first official distribution channel" for information about Mitt's pick for No. 2. Because, seriously, you really, really need another app on that smartphone, and you really, really need to get this critical information a nanosecond before you see it 100 times on Twitter. Romney campaign senior adviser Beth Myers has said a "historic announcement" is nigh, so you'd better sign up soon. Now if only they had a gaffe app. [Source]