Mock 'Transformers' trailer might beat the real thing

Huge thank you to Screen Junkies for saying everything we're thinking out loud. This time they've taken on "Transformers," harshly outing it as a shameless advertisement for kids' toys. We can just imagine narrator Ganon Nickell's sonorous voice echoing around a real cinema's Dolby system announcing, "Based on a children's cartoon design to sell toys comes a movie designed to sell toys." The mock trailer picks the film to pieces, confirming the inner dialogue of many parents who've endured this epic -- all the while berating themselves for exposing their kids to blatant on-screen advertising. But do kids care? As far as we know, Transformers toys are as popular as ever.