N. Korean leader has a secret wife, a new GF or a hot sister

North Korean dictators sure know how to treat a lady. The always-mysterious Kim Jong-un, who took the reins as supreme leader of the country in December, showed up with a hot date at the anniversary tribute for his late grandfather, Kim Il-sung, followed by a romantic visit to check out the embalmed body at Kumsusan Palace. Though maybe the mystery woman was actually his younger sister. Or even a secret wife. Who knows with this guy? We'd offer our own theories, but's it's hard to glean much insight into the psyche of someone who somehow juggles throwing Disney concerts with allegedly green-lighting mass executions. Such an enigma.