Naked Goodwill crook changes into secondhand dress, shoes

It's hard to resist Goodwill's bargains, but most of us aren't sale-crazed enough to crash into the store in the middle of the night. Or when we're totally naked. A nude Adam Mabery allegedly broke into a Texas Goodwill store, trading his birthday suit for a red sundress and a pair of red heels. He sliced his arm during the rampage, splattering blood on the merchandise and causing an estimated $30,000 in damage. "It just makes you wonder what the heck somebody can do," Goodwill's operations director said. "It kind of looked like a war zone in here." Mabery is facing a pair of felony charges. And dude, we totally would've gone with a nude heel.