Naked woman goes shopping, terrifies store employees

Barbara Lafleur was caught on security camera shopping at both a Stewart's convenience store and Curtis Lumber in upstate New York on Tuesday, which would be unremarkable save for the fact that she was totally naked at the time. We're unsure why anyone would risk getting splinters in their private areas, but she appeared undaunted, roaming the aisles and casually chatting with wary employees until management asked her to leave. "The manager said, 'Ma'am, are you aware you have no clothes on?'" one Stewart's employee said. "She was kosher and cool about it." Lafleur was later arrested for public lewdness. "The defendant claimed she was merely expressing her freedom," District Attorney James Murphy III said.