Girl Scouts play God by adding nutrition to sweet, delicious cookies

There’s nothing like Girl Scout cookies for a sweet hit of nostalgia, but the nation’s favorite child-staffed business is shaking things up with an-all new super-cookie. The new Mango Cremes with "Nutrifusion" scream pseudoscience to us, but the idea is the coconut-flavored cookies are a vehicle for a bio-engineered cream carrying a ton of vitamins not normally associated with cookies. It's all so you can enjoy "the nutrient benefits of eating cranberries, pomegranates, oranges, grapes and strawberries" when you inevitably cave in and eat a whole box of them at your desk before lunch. As long as they don't swap out our Thin Mints for Soylent Green Spearmint Circles, we won’t protest. [Source]

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