NFL owner embarrasses himself with 'acting' audition

New England Patriots owner Bob Kraft, 71, is worth more than $1.5 billion, but the guy is dirt poor in the acting department. His 32-year-old gal pal Ricki Noel Lander, though, has been in a few films and on TV in such roles as Cult Member, Stunning Woman, and Servant Faerie. It isn't clear if Kraft has helped Lander get any past roles, but he shows he's a helpful fella by embarrassingly aiding her in this painfully-bad audition tape that features Kraft awkwardly shuffle dancing then fake punching out another actor while spouting an NSFW profanity. For the sake of the world's sanity, Bob, don't ever quit your day job.