Offerman assures Movember men their two-week mo will soon be strong

Nick Offerman ain't the kind of guy to show a man how to grow a mustache then just leave him hanging at the critical two-week mark. The "Parks and Recreation" star assures Movember growers that their hairy grubs will, in time, became the killer face-pythons they had dreamed of. It gets fuller — guaranteed — just like the 'staches on his pals who you might recognise from "The Office." Offerman's brutish, calloused man-hand also guides growers in dealing with the insecure taunts of lesser men who can't (or won't) grow one.

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