No Twitter account, but bird tweets own address

OK, quick show of hands: How many of you have asked yourselves, "Why do I constantly talk to my pets?" This is why. A runaway (flyaway?) parakeet in Japan was returned to its owner after the bird repeated its address to police officers. The cops had been called after the bird did its best Andy Dufresne impression, somehow escaping from its home and flying into a Yokohama city hotel. After sitting quietly in a cage in the police station, the bird shocked the officers by reciting its address. "We had not expected his owner to be identified in this manner," one policeman said. The only way this would've been cooler? If it had involved a talking dog.